echo >>>>[David Friedman:The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. ] echo >>>>[Unknown:When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. ] echo >>>>[George W. Bush:I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. ] echo >>>>[David Anderson:If you really are one in a million, then in China there are one thousand people just like you. ] echo >>>>[Franklin P. Jones:The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it. ] echo >>>>[Mel Brooks:Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. ] echo >>>>[Bob Hope:A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ] echo >>>>[Homer Simpson:I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! ] echo >>>>[Bill Cosby:A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ] echo >>>>[Unknown:Everyone is above average in something and no one is above average in everything. ] echo >>>>[Mark Twain:To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. ] echo >>>>[Edgar Watson Howe:One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool. ] echo >>>>[Dilbert:You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. ] echo >>>>[Unknown:It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! ] echo >>>>[Winston Churchill:I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ] echo >>>>[:print:quotelist ] ===================== Linked List of Quotations ===================== Index Next Previous Author Quote Author Quote 8 6 -1 964 975 [ Bill Cosby] [A word to ] 6 3 8 778 787 [ Bob Hope] [A bank is ] 3 0 6 479 494 [ David Anderson] [If you rea] 0 12 3 0 15 [ David Friedman] [The direct] 12 11 0 1343 1351 [ Dilbert] [You're slo] 11 4 12 1244 1262 [ Edgar Watson Howe] [One has fe] 4 2 11 590 608 [ Franklin P. Jones] [The troubl] 2 7 4 279 294 [ George W. Bush] [I do not l] 7 10 2 872 886 [ Homer Simpson] [I'm in no ] 10 5 7 1146 1157 [ Mark Twain] [To cease s] 5 9 10 681 692 [ Mel Brooks] [Tragedy is] 9 13 5 1055 1063 [ Unknown] [Everyone i] 13 1 9 1422 1430 [ Unknown] [It is not ] 1 14 13 146 154 [ Unknown] [When I die] 14 -1 1 1496 1514 [ Winston Churchill] [I like pig] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[:remove:10 ] echo >>>>[:remove:8 ] echo >>>>[:remove:7 ] echo >>>>[:remove:4 ] echo >>>>[:remove:2 ] echo >>>>[:remove:1 ] echo >>>>[:print:quotelist ] ===================== Linked List of Quotations ===================== Index Next Previous Author Quote Author Quote 3 12 -1 479 494 [ David Anderson] [If you rea] 12 11 3 1343 1351 [ Dilbert] [You're slo] 11 7 12 1244 1262 [ Edgar Watson Howe] [One has fe] 7 5 11 872 886 [ Homer Simpson] [I'm in no ] 5 9 7 681 692 [ Mel Brooks] [Tragedy is] 9 13 5 1055 1063 [ Unknown] [Everyone i] 13 1 9 1422 1430 [ Unknown] [It is not ] 1 14 13 146 154 [ Unknown] [When I die] 14 -1 1 1496 1514 [ Winston Churchill] [I like pig] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 6 590 91 6 5 964 91 5 1 778 94 1 4 1146 98 4 2 0 146 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Henry Kissinger:Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 1 3 1241 3 3 6 590 91 6 5 964 91 5 4 778 94 4 2 0 146 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Erica Jong:Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 5 964 91 5 4 778 94 4 2 0 146 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Dick Cavett:If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 5 1043 12 5 4 778 94 4 2 0 146 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Homer Simpson:Operator! Give me the number for 911! ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 5 1043 12 5 4 830 42 4 2 0 146 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Unknown:Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 5 1043 12 5 4 830 42 4 2 51 95 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Oscar Wilde:I can resist everything except temptation. ] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 4 1043 12 4 5 106 40 5 2 830 42 2 0 279 200 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[Unknown:42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ] echo >>>>[:print:quotelist ] ===================== Linked List of Quotations ===================== Index Next Previous Author Quote Author Quote 3 0 -1 479 494 [ David Anderson] [If you rea] 0 12 3 964 976 [ Dick Cavett] [If your pa] 12 11 0 1343 1351 [ Dilbert] [You're slo] 11 6 12 1244 1262 [ Edgar Watson Howe] [One has fe] 6 8 11 590 601 [ Erica Jong] [Advice is ] 8 7 6 1146 1162 [ Henry Kissinger] [Ninety per] 7 4 8 872 886 [ Homer Simpson] [I'm in no ] 4 5 7 778 792 [ Homer Simpson] [Operator! ] 5 10 4 681 692 [ Mel Brooks] [Tragedy is] 10 15 5 51 63 [ Oscar Wilde] [I can resi] 15 9 10 279 287 [ Unknown] [42.7% of a] 9 13 15 1055 1063 [ Unknown] [Everyone i] 13 2 9 1422 1430 [ Unknown] [It is not ] 2 1 13 0 8 [ Unknown] [Love is gr] 1 14 2 146 154 [ Unknown] [When I die] 14 -1 1 1496 1514 [ Winston Churchill] [I like pig] echo >>>>[:print:heaplist ] =========================== Heap Structure ========================== Index Next Garbage Size 3 1 679 2 1 6 1241 3 6 4 1043 12 4 5 106 40 5 2 830 42 2 0 336 143 0 -1 1594 194406 echo >>>>[:query:author:Homer ] -----> Author Query: [Homer] Homer Simpson:I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! Homer Simpson:Operator! Give me the number for 911! <----- End Author Query